Top 7 Reasons why vampires and werewolves enemies :
1. They are both apex predators that eat the same food. That food supply was once limited, resulting in warfare over the restricted resource. The violence has not subsided despite the fact that there are more clawless, furless, bipedal cattle than you can shake a stick at. Really, it’s a historical heritage.
2. Because there’s a long narrative describing historical warfare here with enough specifics to offer a thin context for the motive of present-day people, and that’s why those long-snouted bastards / pasty blood suckers will always be our adversaries.
3. It’s an externalization of the everlasting question: is it more attractive for a man to depilate his entire body, groom compulsively, and dress nicely, or is it more attractive for him to be shaggy and dirty? This paradox is portrayed through ritualistic warfare, followed by covert and extremely fulfilling cross-species sex, as they are both powerfully homoerotic characters. Basically, bears and twinks.
4. Vampires stink. Werewolves have a pleasant odor. A bit too much excessive sniffing at a Monsters’ Ball in Hungary in 1203 led to 800 years of strife. Monsters are so delicate that it’s hard to believe they can rip the necks out of clawless, furless, bipedal cattle.
5. Because the rules of storytelling need conflict. It must be generated where none existing.
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